putato 

They are cute and Moonbeans love them.

Moonbean: oh! That's a cute putato!

putato by Just a Potato <3 July 26, 2017

hat putato 

A troll post that began on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows in 1998, was later posted in many forms, and spread throughout usenet groups such as alt.pro-wrestling.wwf, rec.sport.pro-wrestling, rec.arts.tv, alt.fan.billie-joel, and many others. It's a lame attempt to make fun of NBC's short-lived Jack Barry and Dan Enright produced "Hot Potato" hosted by the late Bill Cullen.

hat putato
Enduring Freedom Potato
kat putato
Potato be Hot
Patata Calliente

hat putato by Johnissoevil March 18, 2004

Hat Putato 

A long running and most popular troll post on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows. It consists of a stupidly made up and mispelled concept on how the 1984 TV game show "Hot Potato" was played.

how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wud bu funi!

Hat Putato by The Troll Fighter March 17, 2004

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020