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pootastrophy 

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

Pietastrophy 

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.
A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.
Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.

pistastrophe 

A pistastrophe is what happens when you run out or lose your delicious pistachio nuts. It is a true catastrophe! Dramatic yes, but does cause suffering!
Bro! I lost my brand new 5 pound bag of pistachio's I just bought! Its a pistastrophe!
pistastrophe by Sarasyo November 28, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022