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pussy tax

1: A tax men pay in order to get laid. 2: Having to do something with your girlfriend that you ordinarily would not do. The thought being that you're only doing it in order to get laid (eg: attend a chick flick, a play, or an art gallery).
dude #1: Have you seen that horrible Tori Spelling show?
dude #2: No.
dude #1: I was at my girlfriends last night paying pussy taxes
and had to watch it. It's horrible.
by black_guy July 2, 2008
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pussy tax

The reason why women are earning 77 cents to the men's dollar. The reason why women are overcharged by mechanics, plumbers, electricians and other repair jobs.
The reason why Mary is getting paid less than Michael for the same job is because of pussy tax. Hey, at least she doesn't have to pay for penis tax, which is definitely WAY worse.
by urbandildo June 14, 2016
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Pussy Tax

The social or professional cost a woman experiences when she is primarily perceived through a sexualized or desirability-based lens, leading to diminished credibility, autonomy, or seriousness.
They assumed I needed help before I even spoke, pussy tax.
That reaction was about how I look, not what I said, pussy tax.
They assumed I was shallow without asking, pussy tax.
by Fake linguistic studies December 12, 2025
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Pussy Taxi

Girl with wheels, usually older than you, who picks you up and drops you off in exchange for sex. Possibly, but not necessarily, your boo.
Example 1:

Employee: "Hey boss, I would love to stay and talk about this project a little longer, but my pussy taxi is here".

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Example 2:

Guy1: "Stuck at dinner with the 'rents - so can't pick you up at the airport like I said I would."
Guy2: "No worries. I'm dial my pussy taxi."
by MakeItStopItHurts September 10, 2010
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taxi pussy

When a female cannot afford to pay the fee of the taxi, she is eligible to fuck the driver untill the fee is payed off, instead of paying or getting arrested
Driver: that will be 70.65$

Woman: oh man. I don't have that much. Is there any way I can pay you?

Driver: some taxi Pussy will be acceptable
by zxkillaxxx November 24, 2013
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pussytax

Money you pay to keep your girlfriend/woman satisfied or which you have spend on gifts, perfume, dope and jewellery to keep her from diggin someone else.
1. I paid all my pussytax for the next two months. I'm safe.
by lourenço September 13, 2004
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