pussy puke
pussy puke by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017
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The London pussy puke sewer
its where when having sex with a girl you puke in her pussy while pissing at the same time.
after result the stench usually smells like a London sewer.
the combination of piss and puke in the woman's pussy looks like a London sewer
after result the stench usually smells like a London sewer.
the combination of piss and puke in the woman's pussy looks like a London sewer
hey jimmy I pissed and puked in your moms pussy last night, I totally gave here the London pussy puke sewer loser!
keep in mind you have to be extremely fucked up to say this
keep in mind you have to be extremely fucked up to say this
The London pussy puke sewer by RICE_CAKE_RAPIST February 11, 2022
Puss n Puke
When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke
Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
Puss n Puke by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018
Nutsucker Pussypucker
A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.
This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009
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