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pussy puke

Bitch has her panties full of pussy puke from me fucking the shit out of her.
by Jacen Ynot November 13, 2017
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The London pussy puke sewer

its where when having sex with a girl you puke in her pussy while pissing at the same time.

after result the stench usually smells like a London sewer.
the combination of piss and puke in the woman's pussy looks like a London sewer
hey jimmy I pissed and puked in your moms pussy last night, I totally gave here the London pussy puke sewer loser!

keep in mind you have to be extremely fucked up to say this
by RICE_CAKE_RAPIST February 11, 2022
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Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.
Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke
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Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009
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