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Pad Pussy
A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
Pad Pussy by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
Pussy Padlock
Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE
Pussy Padlock by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011
Pussy paddling
A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.
Pussy paddling by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021
paddle ball pussy cat
When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.
Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.
paddle ball pussy cat by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007
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