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Cute pussy
A cat or kitten that is slightly adorable, just above normal standard but low enough that someone feels the need to give it such a modernly vulgar nickname.
Person 1: do you wanna see my cute pussy?
P. 2: uh, no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!
P. 2: uh, no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!
Cute pussy by IfYoureReadingThisImASlave August 23, 2019
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Cute as Pussy Bollock
When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer
Cute as Pussy Bollock by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
Cute as Pussy Bollock
When something is the cutest thing youve ever seen reminding you of every cute genitalia youve ever seen, even your mums airfryer
Cute as Pussy Bollock by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
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