Person 1: do you wanna see my cute pussy?
P. 2: uh,
no thanks...
P. 1: why not, she’s
turning two this year!
P. 2: A-are you talking about a cat?
P.1: yeah, she’s my cute pussy.
P.2: please don’t ever
say that again.
P.1: why not, P.3 didn’t mind.
P.2: yeah because P.3 is four.
P.4: what did you say about my son?!