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puss pile
puss pile by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2020
purry puss
purry puss by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020
Cereal Puss
After banging a girl with your bro, you finish on her puss while your friend blows cheerios on her puss with a vape
Cereal Puss by Cyphyr February 3, 2018
lil' puss
1. (noun) A weakling or a meek individual; one perceived as being weak either in physical prowess or character
syn.: fairy, pussy, faggot, pansy, sissy
2. (noun) A term of endearment, normally used to address either a young child or an intimate female friend by a male person
syn.: dear, sweetie, honey, lovey, bitts
syn.: fairy, pussy, faggot, pansy, sissy
2. (noun) A term of endearment, normally used to address either a young child or an intimate female friend by a male person
syn.: dear, sweetie, honey, lovey, bitts
No Puss Cap
No puss cap basically mean that the person is not lying or capping on their pussy/ vagina when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍑🧢.
Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍑🧢.
No Puss Cap by Itzkwann February 11, 2022
Pissoffery
Circumstances resulting from one entity's perceived arrogance/douchebaggery with inflammatory effects on bystanders.
Blowing up the Middle East wouldn't be difficult if it weren't for the international pissoffery that would ensue.
Pissoffery by Insane People of WM April 22, 2010
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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