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purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008
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scale party

A scale party is a social gathering among friends or acquaintances, typically held after a bulk purchase of items such as food, spices, or other goods that are sold at a discount in large quantities. During a scale party, the purchased items are weighed out using a scale and then divided into smaller portions among the attendees, allowing everyone to take home a fair share of the goods. Participants may also use the occasion to sample the items and share recipes or tips. The scale party is a fun and practical way to save money by purchasing in bulk while also fostering a sense of community among friends.
Last weekend, me and my buddies got together for a scale party to divvy up some spices we bought in bulk, and it was awesome! We weighed everything out, tried some new flavors, and had a great time hanging out and catching up.
by Spankbank April 16, 2023
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Party Yard Sale

Similar to a yard sale, a Party Yard Sale is a situation in which someone loses all of his or her possessions (phone, wallet, iPod, etc.) over the course of a night.
"Dude can I get your number again? I had to get a new phone after my party yard sale last weekend."
by Nickname Mike February 24, 2010
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party like it is on sale for $19.99!

Party real hard.
origin: Apu from "the Simpsons"
I'm gong to party like it's on sale for $19.99. (say it in your best Indian acent)
by colonel klink May 13, 2005
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