purtneer 

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

purtneer by harry flashman July 21, 2003

Purtnear 

On the verge of beginning something;
On the edge of ending something;
Or an object that is almost the same as something else

I’m purtnear done building this engine.
That cake looks purtnear like the one in the cookbook.

Purtnear by Nakedtagz June 13, 2023