Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Nakedtagz

Purtnear

On the verge of beginning something;
On the edge of ending something;
Or an object that is almost the same as something else

I’m purtnear done building this engine.
That cake looks purtnear like the one in the cookbook.

Purtnear by Nakedtagz June 13, 2023

The act of inserting something inside a vaginal cavity of any female mammal.

I’m about to take my dick and putupinner.

The act of inserting something inside a vaginal cavity of any female mammal.

I’m about to take my dick and putupinner.