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The Purple Party

A political party in between liberal and republican (red+blue=purple) where everyone minds their damn business. Human rights are heavily prioritized among the members.

Purple Jesus party 

A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."
Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.

Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
Purple Jesus party by Slim415 December 20, 2008

party til you're purple 

We'll party til you're purple all night long!

purple panty 

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.
KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."
purple panty by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

purple panty droppers 

xanax's
give her some purple panty droppers and she will fuck the shit out of you.

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!