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purple pants 

a gay poor boy who wears the same outfit every day . trys to seem not gay by kissing girls .
purple pants by magoo robinson January 28, 2009

Purple Pants Guy 

1. A male around adolescence.

2. Someone in your friends group, usually the really badass, yet creepy one.

3. Someone who gets ticketed for being on the railroad tracks because he is that cool.

4. Someone that the ladies cower in fear of, and who makes child molestation jokes, but you love him anyways.

5. The funniest, craziest motherfucker.

6. Anyone who wears purple pants.
1. Adults: What is that person over there? A stoner?
Teens: Naw bro dass the purple pants guy!

2. Purple Pants Guy: Come hiter, children hehehehe kidding...................or am I?
DeeJ: You would say that.

3. Police: here is a 200 dollar fine.

Purple Pants Guy: For what?
Police: Being a Smexy Mexican.

4. Aubrey: IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER, PURPLE PANTS GUY! BOO HOO HOO! I just cant handle you...youre too sick nasty. WINK!

5. Shelby: I love Joe. He is funny, silly, and he aloways goes there. You know? He's a Purple Pants Guy.

6. Maddie: Look at him in his purple pants...haha that silly Purple Pants Guy.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026