purfigate

to do the opposite of one’s directions

shes not the smartest, she purfigated the pull door yesterday.

the directions are simple, dont purfigate it.

why are you purfigating the bottle? its a twist off you dont need a bottle opener.

by Schleepy boi January 31, 2024

pubigate

Pube-i-gate

To clean (and/or possibly shave) one's pubic hair because of a pubic lice infestation (or other not-so-fun condition).

"Ugh. Crabs? Do you think you can get rid of them easily or do you think you'll have to pubigate?"

"He told me he had to shave everything. Apparently, pubigation was in order after sleeping with her."

by JJ The Dutch Boy February 7, 2009

Purinate the water

To urinate in or over a body of water such as over a toilet bowl or in a pool, lake, river, or ocean. The act of peeing in the water as if you were disinfecting it with your urine.

After refusing to pay to use the bathroom, Juan and Nick went into the ocean to purinate the water.

by Saturn20102c March 14, 2015

purinate

When a person is menstruating and they feel the uterine lining exit there vagina.

“I think it’s time to change my tampon. I think I just purinated.”

by Blahblah647 November 27, 2019