puréed gays are a rare species of human -- usually females -- that are
obsessed with
being gay, and logs (yes logs, like wood). puréed gays come in cults, and can get verbally violent if
tampered with.
"have
you seen those girls in our class? they're such puréed gays!"
violet, margo, alana, ava, josie, and mia are puréed gays! we better
watch out."