puppet fucking 

A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.

I'm puppet fucking the shit outta you.

puppet fucking by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt 

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007