punts

Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.

What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.

by The Professional Punt October 22, 2007

Punt

1) To get hit by something and go flying at very high speeds.

2) To get hit by something

I'll punt him into a wall if I ever see him again.

by Time & Relevant Queef in Space December 18, 2018

punt

To have a bet.

John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!

by Top Tipster January 10, 2013

punt

To kick an object as far and hard as possible

you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!

by bob bmac August 29, 2006

and punt

to end an awkward conversation, or respond to an off-color or bad joke.

on a broader scale - and punt can be used to change a conversation's topic, or swapped in as a verbal exclamation point to emphasis one's point or argument, or even to convey excitement.

1. After hearing his coworker tell an unusually bad joke, Maxwell exclaimed, "and punt!"

2. Upon hearing his friends hired him strippers for his bachelor party, Dick exclaimed "and punt!"

by onlineprguy September 02, 2007

Punted

Kicked from behind, or off a bridge

"The man punted Baxter"

by Matthew Keenan May 09, 2007

Punting

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)

Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!

by katost April 18, 2011