punts 

Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.

What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.

punts by The Professional Punt November 7, 2007

Punts 

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire.

Oi Punts get spoffed drecax proper

Punts by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025

Punts 

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertforshire, UK.

Person A: Oi punts get back to letch croff4spoff

Person B: At least I am no Shitchiner

Punts by I wish I was a Punts September 8, 2025

Yer maw punts coonsil 

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

Yer maw punts coonsil by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

Couple of Pints 

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

Couple of Pints by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

sagging pants 

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

sagging pants by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021

Pants pudding 

Runny diarrhea with a liquid consistency.

I made pants pudding.

Pants pudding by zimmygirl777 January 2, 2023