punts

Punts is a multi purpose word that can be used as a replacement for any verb or noun when speaking to another who understands the meaning of punts. Punts is a magical word and allows for free speech when in the company of those who can not comprehend punts. Punts can be put in any sentence at any time, without judgment or questioning.

What about punts?
I really want to punt that punt tonight.
I really need her to give me a great punt.
Thats puntin' sweet.
Thats fuckin puntariffic and puntastic all in one !
Punts.

by The Professional Punt November 7, 2007

Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertfordshire.

Oi Punts get spoffed drecax proper

by I wish I was a Punts July 19, 2025

Punts

A derogatory slur used to describe someone who resides in Letchworth Garden City, Hertforshire, UK.

Person A: Oi punts get back to letch croff4spoff

Person B: At least I am no Shitchiner

by I wish I was a Punts September 8, 2025

Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

Couple of Pints

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

sagging pants

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021

Pants up, don't loot

This is more realistic slogan than the Black Lies Matter activist movement's "hands up, don't shoot" where at around the same time videos and pictures taken from Ferguson riots show shops looting blacks with sagging pants and underwears visible.

- The "pants up, don't loot" slogan will soon become outdated when they start following their African tradition.

- Their African tradition?

- You know, no pants, no underpants either, just big ostrich plumes sticking out of their ass cracks.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 22, 2023