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The act of committing a pun. Invoking a pun (play on words) in any situation can be deemed a punnery.
You gotta love the punnery.
Punnery by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005
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Place of rejoice where punters gather. Typically a rough-looking bar or pub, often equipped with an outdoor seating facility, where locals enjoy a cheap drink and get bevved.
“ - Oh my god, this is a puntery that... Have a look at this puntress
- Jesus F*** this is rough”

“- I’m in the mood for a pint at a proper puntery
- look no further, I know just the place”
Puntery by Punter333 October 26, 2020
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Simply a person who makes puns.
Peter: Hey, you know what sucks?
Julia: vaccuums
George: Oh, what a lame punner she is!
punner by donsimon July 20, 2010
The active participation of a female in manipulating/bringing pleasure to anothers vagina. Lesbianism. The Scissors
"I'm lowkey with my punery"
Punery by lilblonde11 October 9, 2011
Verb: act of participating in or instigating reckless, annoying, disrespectful, or otherwise frowned upon behavior.
Mrs. B's second hour engages in punkery
Punkery by 10 gay possums October 12, 2021

self-daft punkery 

self inflicked stupid behavior
The boys got together for some self-daft punkery. (They drank too much and then proceeded to have poor judgement and do stupid things.)
self-daft punkery by TT Smith April 4, 2009

punnerific 

a combination of the words "pun" and "terrific"
used to describe someone who has just made a terrific pun.
john fitz henry and marissa miars are quite the punnerific pair.
punnerific by universityofpink December 6, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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