punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Punch and Pie

What Cartman from South Park says you should serve at meetings to attract more people.

Cartman: "More people will come if they think we have punch and pie!"

by mgs316 March 12, 2009

Punched pie

When somebody takes one too many poppers to loosen their ass and it ends up looking like someone punched a family size pie

1. John woke up with a punched pie

2. John punched his own pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020

punched pie

We somebody takes too many poppers to loosen their ass

John woke up and his ass looked like someone punched a family size pie
Punched pie

by Smwierdi November 5, 2020