punch and hunch

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.

“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels September 5, 2006

hunch and punch

The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.

Fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work

by d225 January 16, 2011

hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.

"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"

by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024