Pumsheens

Pumsheens is female touch.

"pumsheens no pumsheens" - is a phrase you use to violate someone who you believe doesn't get female touch and therefore you disregard all that they say...

"my boy gets no pumsheens and that's a fact."
"pumsheens no pumsheens"

by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 23, 2025

Pusheen

The fattest internet cat EVER. often seen eating, sleeping or just doing normal cat things. has a sister calles stormy.

Dude: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PUSHEEN CUSHION! Dude 2: Ikr!

by Lady Raven of Raventown March 26, 2017

pusheen the cat

Pusheen the cat
A book based on a cute little gray cat named pusheen who belongs to the author Claire Benton’s parents

I just read the book pusheen the cat

Pusheen is such a cute cat 🐱

by Pusheenlover123 April 24, 2018

pusheen

The fattest and laziest cat you'll see, eats more then I do if I had tapeworm, sleeps more then I do on vacation. He's so cute and adorable you want to squeeze him so hard his organs explode out of his anus.

You:pusheens so cute
*squeeze**explosion sounds*
You:cry because you killed the cutest cat in the world.

by gelll February 14, 2014

Pusheen

A Lazy meme cat that doesn't move around much.

Pusheen ate all my cookies

by funpizzaa June 1, 2018

Pusheen

a fat, adorable and lazy cat is so freaking cute vhyiovgvgkgfdgh ok bai :D

PERSON1:IS IT A BIRD?
PERSON2:IS IT A PLANE??
PERSON1:IS IT SUPERMAN?!
ME:NOO ITS FREAKINGV PUSHEEN QSWRGGVGVGD O.O

by kawaii._.GURL:3 July 30, 2018

pusheen cat

THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD

A:you are a pusheen cat
K: awww thanks,you to
A: -o-

by :3 :3 :3 April 4, 2017