pusheen

The fattest and laziest cat you'll see, eats more then I do if I had tapeworm, sleeps more then I do on vacation. He's so cute and adorable you want to squeeze him so hard his organs explode out of his anus.
You:pusheens so cute
*squeeze**explosion sounds*
You:cry because you killed the cutest cat in the world.
by gelll February 15, 2014
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The fattest internet cat EVER. often seen eating, sleeping or just doing normal cat things. has a sister calles stormy.
Dude: OMG DID YOU SEE THAT PUSHEEN CUSHION! Dude 2: Ikr!
by Lady Raven of Raventown March 26, 2017
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A Lazy meme cat that doesn't move around much.
Pusheen ate all my cookies
by funpizzaa May 02, 2018
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a fat, adorable and lazy cat is so freaking cute vhyiovgvgkgfdgh ok bai :D
PERSON1:IS IT A BIRD?
PERSON2:IS IT A PLANE??
PERSON1:IS IT SUPERMAN?!
ME:NOO ITS FREAKINGV PUSHEEN QSWRGGVGVGD O.O
by kawaii._.GURL:3 July 30, 2018
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Pusheen is a loving, fat, and gray tabby cat . She has a young brother Pip and Younger Sister Stormy. Pusheen's full name is Pusheen Belton. She was born February 18th 2010.
Wow Pusheen is a chubby monster that eats too many cookies
by pusheen_kitty_12 December 03, 2019
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The act of ending an online conversation by sending a pusheen smiley/emoji leaving the other party confused and not knowing what to respond with.
Person 1: Annoying Person won't stop messaging me!
Person 2: I told you not to add him on Facebook!
Person. 1: All good, got away with pusheening him!
by supernerdpp January 16, 2015
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Jake had to visit a barber because his beard looked like a pusheen.
by Mr. 5678 November 30, 2016
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