pumpy poo 

Pumpy Poo is a very loving girl who has a sweet heart and is very beautiful. Pumpy Poo is the greatest bestie you will ever meet and will always be there for you.

That girl over there is my Pumpy Poo

pumpy poo by Pump Poo December 15, 2019

Puppy poor 

Buying a $1000 toy breed puppy to have as a fashion accessory like Paris Hilton, and not being able to afford care for it because the owner has rent payments, cell phone bills, etc. as well.

Brittany asked PetSmart if they knew of a free vet anywhere around for her teacup chihuahua, as she was "puppy poor" from having her rent and spray tan bill due on the same day.

Puppy poor by Agslions November 13, 2012

Pampy poots 

messy pants

You have pampy poots.

You have pamp in your poots.

Pampy poots by skip February 3, 2004

Pimpy Poodle 

A poodle who pimps, commenly wears leather.

Wow look at that pimpy poodle, hes so cool.

David: Pimpy poodle is my best friend, he goes to my gimp tea parties.

Beert: Lets have club lunch.

David: I have caviar and butter.

Pimpy Poodle by Timmy January 4, 2005

pump the pool 

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.

i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!

pump the pool by sparse May 22, 2019

poor puppy's Kong 

when you give the dog the end of the peanut butter jar and you just leave it in the jar and let them eat out of it

I gave my dog a poor puppy's Kong last night. It's time to go shopping for more peanut butter.

poor puppy's Kong by caelhammer November 30, 2016

vacurine poop pump 

its a vacume that sucks the shit right out of your ass

thanks to the vacurine poop pump i dont even have to get up out of bed ever again! thanks v.p.p

vacurine poop pump by Wirmjams November 4, 2019