pulling a matthew 

A living, walking meme.

that guy is pulling a Matthew today.

pulling a matthew by Taco Bell 18 May 15, 2016

pulling a matthew 

when he beats his pp meat with aggression

damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

pulling a matthew by Xxrobloxkidxx April 1, 2019

Pulling a Matthew 

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

Pulling a Matthew by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Pulling a Matthew 

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

Pulling a Matthew by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

Pulling a Matthew 

The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

Pulling a Matthew by Litty john November 16, 2019

pulling a Matthew McConaughey

A ripped male who goes shirtless in situations where shirtless attire is entirely unnecessary.

Matthew McConaughey was recently seen on the Malibu tennis courts wearing a headband and predictably pulling a Matthew McConaughey

pulling a Matthew McConaughey by InDazzled July 28, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019