pulling a lance

Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.

Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!

Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.

(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!

by Biznatch99 February 7, 2014

Pulling a Lance

The act of doing something so umbelivably dickish that people can't believe someone would do it.

Guy 1: *has sex with his bestfriends girlfriend*
Best friend: HOW COULD YOU GO PULLING A LANCE ON ME

by #Hipster May 15, 2017

pulling a Lance

guilting someone to buy you something

Stop pulling a Lance, I'm not buying you Oblivion!

by Stupidname0128 May 16, 2018

Pulling a Lance Stephenson

To blow into someone's ear

Brooklyn Nets veteran Kevin Garnett's "trash-talking" was taken to another level by blowing In David West's ear, pulling a Lance Stephenson.

by gordin December 28, 2014

Pulling a Landen

Pulling a Landen is when u sing the whole time in the party and everyone wants u to stop but you know if you tell him to stop he's probably going to say he'll kill himself. Pulling a Landen is also when u threaten to kill urself over mostly anything.

Person: Landen stfu

Landen: Neck rope

Person: Hes Pulling a Landen

by Psuedoshym August 8, 2019