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puffy muffin 

a vagina that has very chubby pussy lips
person 1: hey justin, did you lose your glasses in that puffy muffin?
person 2: no adam, i didn't go down.
puffy muffin by m_i_c_a_e_l January 15, 2008
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Puffy muffin 

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.
I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.
Puffy muffin by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

Puffy fluffy muffin 

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.
My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

Puff muffin 

A puff muffin is a vagina thats so fat it oozes juice constantly. People who like these types of vaginas typically have the name jakob.
Aye how'd you like that puff muffin last night bro?
Puff muffin by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.
I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.
muffin puffs by Kinnas January 24, 2009
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