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Puff Pastry 

The act of consuming dried flaky semen from the unwashed man in a boat of muffin tops
Last night I was having some Puff Pastry and it tasted like cottage cheese.
Puff Pastry by Puff Pastry November 28, 2007

Alabama Puff Pastry 

When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
Alabama Puff Pastry by BumScout November 3, 2013

Pastry puff 

The term in which it is used to describe the female puussayy
Man, did you see the pastry puff on that bitch?
Pastry puff by Cancer99 January 8, 2017

Pasty Puff 

A morbidly obese white male, normally from the suburbs but can range into safer sections of cities to view sporting events. Pasty Puff's are easily identified by New Balance running shoes (almost always gray), Casper the friendly ghost skin tone and belly's that hang out significantly farther then their dicks. Pasty Puff's are known for the mass consumption of high fructose corn syrup products and saying the wrong thing at every turn.
"Check out Pasty Puff over there double fisting pizza and starbursts like diabetes doesn't exist."
Pasty Puff by kfc4life November 5, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026