Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.
by Tank Abbott April 30, 2011
A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.
by dankDefine November 10, 2017
by Robert IV September 2, 2022
To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.
When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.
Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...
Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...
Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!
by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012
Person1: "You alright la' wanna go KFC for dinner?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
Person2: "I just puddled myself la, what time are we going?"
by brownboylinkupTV.com May 26, 2017
by Robert IV September 2, 2022
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