dankDefine's definitions

Puddle

A girl who is so worn out (sexually) that when you have sex with her it feels like stirring a puddle with your penis.

Guy 1: How was she in bed?
Guy 2: Not worth it, she's a total puddle

by dankDefine November 9, 2017

Morning Hug

When you need to puke in the morning and it won't stop. So you end up clutching the toilet to scare to move away.

Most commonly associated with morning sickness or hangovers.

Guy 1: You drank so much last night!!
Guy 2: I know! But after my Morning Hug I felt much better.

by dankDefine April 20, 2018

Riptide

when sitting on the toilet taking a deuce and the water splashes up into your butthole

"I totally got hit by a riptide when taking my morning dump today

by dankDefine September 1, 2017