The Puddle 

Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.

Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!

The Puddle by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

Goose stuck in the puddle by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

splashin the puddle 

when u bust it on a girls stomach and then splash it with your dick

hey i know her, i splased the puddle all over the bitch one time

splashin the puddle by johnny rocketship April 22, 2005

In the Puddle 

Crushing Hard .

' Maneee Shawty Got Me In the Puddle '

In the Puddle by HarlemMacySunshinee. September 14, 2009

doing the puddle 

a dance move consisting of bending your knees while moving your arms in a circular train-like motion

"she was outside doing the puddle"

doing the puddle by Definitley_Vea January 23, 2018

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

Wiping The Puddle by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

the other side of the puddle by alto bolso January 20, 2022