Derogatory term for a Bluetooth earpiece worn by anyone over 40 years old in the sad belief that it makes them look cool. Seen from the opposite side, it makes them look like an old person suffering from semile dementia and talking to themselves.
Middle-aged woman apparently talking to herself in park.
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
Guy: "What's up with grandma over there?"
Girl: "She's on her hearing aid again to her daughter."
by Uncle Des August 21, 2009
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That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.
by Moggsy James July 1, 2010
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Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
Mayo: No, what happened?
George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
by silverlemur December 9, 2008
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Get the Hearing AIDS mug.The community of handicapped individuals who severely require excessive support in their everyday lives. These individuals are not considered "citizens," since they are incapable of contributing to society, and generally useless. They are the subject of ridicule and pity by the educated and respectable in each culture. Basically useless, hearing people wander Earth in a form of stupor, unaware of their surroundings, environments, and situations. Kind-hearted, wise Deaf individuals make a point of avoiding hearing people, so as not to harm or confuse them with superior Deaf intelligence. Unfortunately, there are many of the Deaf who choose to attempt to help the hearing of the world, unaware or oblivious to the fact that they cannot be helped and are doomed to a life of insignificance. Worse still are those in the Deaf community who attempt to imitate hearing people, for whatever absurd reason; these mentally disturbed souls are called the "hard-of-hearing." Furthermore and in conclusion, the foundation of hearing people is a complex and inescapable web of stupidity, failure, and blasphemy.
Person A: Wow, that guy is so stupid.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.
Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")
Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.
Peson B: Hey! It's not his fault, he's a hearing person.
Person A: *Mistake* (Reaction, such as "Whoops" or "Uh-oh")
Person B: *Appropriate response* ("Tsk. Hearing People.")
Person A: Hey, why is the world filled with hate, violence, crime, drugs, anger, fear, and ignorance? The majority of humans on Earth suffer every day... There must be a reason for it... What could God, or Satan, have created that is so vile and so unholy, that it is the source of all that is damned on the planet?
Person B: Hearing People.
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Get the Hearing People mug.An insult to Deaf people everywhere and to the Deaf community. For us its like the N-word. Impaired means a deficiency. There's nothing wrong with us. We can think, feel, and do anything hearing people can do.... except hear.
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