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puck you 

Polite word instead of fuck
jonah go 2 the principals office
PUCK YOU MISS
puck you by c read October 1, 2007
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puck you 

George Bush: Asians are stupid

Asian: Puck You!
puck you by ghks1117 October 13, 2009

puck you sir 

A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.
"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"
puck you sir by R. Master Flex April 15, 2009

Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!

A term that is used in the show Family Guy: Hockey Cop.
Peter Griffin: Puck you! Get the puck out of my neighborhood! Go puck yourself!

puck you sir 

avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.
puck you sir by troymikeull October 23, 2011

go puck yourself

a non-offensive way to tell someone to go away
I'm working, go puck yourself
go puck yourself by durotoye June 5, 2017
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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