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Public Speaking

Public speaking is what teachers make kids do to embarrass them infront of their peers, so they get teased. Teachers think its fun to watch kids get nervous and stutter because then they can give them bad marks.
Teacher:"Class, you will be doing a speech(public speaking) next week on puberty"
Class: "WHAT???"
Random kid: "AWESOME"


Teacher:"Sarah your up next"
Sarah:"Ermmmm.....ummm....puberty is...."
Teacher:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Public Speaking by Ki && Sa March 21, 2009
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public speaking

Its where you go in front of a bunch of people and do a speech/powerpoint. All the while you worry what their thinking of you and just want to finish ur speech/ppt as soon as possible.
Even worse if you have social anxiety disorder.
I didn't do my speech in front of the class because I was too nervous; I lost a lot of points. Stupid fuckin public speaking.
public speaking by Poncho! January 5, 2009

public spreaking

being completely naked from the waist down while public speaking, hiding your genitals and bare legs behind the podium.
Fact: former governor Cuomo has been completely nude from the waist down in at least 30% of his public addresses. Making him one of the greatest public spreakers of contemporary politics as a whole. The fact you didn't notice proves he belongs in the public spreaking hall of fame.
public spreaking by BIG YOUS December 12, 2021
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