Pubix Cube

The distressingly painful consequences of playing with a rubix cube at waist height whilst naked. It is said that the pubic hair region becomes inextricably entangled in the cube structure, leaving the unhappy pubix cuber to cut himself or herself free or to take up the new challenge of solving the pubix cube and thereby extricating themself from pubic dismemberment!
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:

Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.

Bertrand: "I say, Henrietta, why are you bent double over a pair of scissors?"
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"

Q: How long does it take to solve a pubix cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.

by Dave, My Slave October 15, 2008

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

Pubix Cube

When your Rubik’s cube hits puberty

There’s hair in my Rubik’s Cube. Now its a Pubix Cube

by MemesDude March 27, 2024

pubic's cube

A square shaped bush on a woman that is dyed in the pattern of a Rubiq's cube. If you're able to manipulate it so that it turns one color, the woman will no doubt be turned on and ready to have a sexual encounter with you. It was first seen in a portable toilet at a Van Halen concert in Battle Creek, Michigan in 1986. Ken Burns is in the process of finishing a 10 part PBS documentary about the history and cultural significance of the pubic's cube.

stoner: "dude Katie is hot and all, but her bush is dyed all sorts of colors and shit, it's fuckin weird."
friend of stoner: "yeah bro, sounds like she's got the old pubic's cube going on down there."

by Johnny Goodboy October 30, 2007

Pubic's Cube

A fiendishly difficult chastity mechanism

"Sir Andrew The Knave stood wearily in front of the Lady of The Lake, but by the strength of the old gods he knew he'd made it..
Years of searching were suddenly worthwhile...
tears rolled down his face for he knew that his lifelong quest for the holy grail was over -

However after three unsuccessful attempts at her Pubic's Cube, it was suddenly clear that he should never have have drank that second horn of mandrakes piss ...

by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017