when your sitting at the dinner table and a black mccall comes to serve you a salad when really its a PUBE SALAD. in fact it is mccalls pubes and they smell like a wet burrito

wtf i didn't order a pube salad

pube salad by weezy f burlock October 9, 2008

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pube salad

A large showing of pubes.

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"

pube salad by rnovak October 24, 2008

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pube salad

The time-honored tradition of a bachelor being brought up on stage at a Strip Club to have a stripper yank out his pubes and sprinkle them on his lips.

Nick got pulled up on stage at his bachelor party and the bitch gave him a delicious pube salad!

pube salad by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

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Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.

It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.

Pube Salad by Dmischv April 4, 2020

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pubesalad

Hairy nut rice in you salad!

"Theres pubesalad in my Big Mac"

pubesalad by colonoscopy man July 10, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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