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Fat-Stairosis

The syndrome of a fat kid walking up a flight of stairs, collapses before they reach the desired destination of the staircase.
Boy: Hey what happened to Jonny?
Girl: Oh he had a case of Fat-Stairosis about 20 stairs back.
by Bamfthony September 27, 2009
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PTA

The acronym for a quick shower, where someone only washes their Pits, Tits, and Ass(hence the letters in the acronym, hurff durff).
Girl1: Jenny looks like she hasn't showered in days!
Girl2: Ohh No she did a PTA this morning!
by Bamfthony September 27, 2009
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