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An acronym for Parents Suck Mad Dick. Means what it seems to.
A: Ugh I can't go to the concert tomorrow, my dad wont let me. FML!

B: Damn dude, PSMD.

A: Fo sho
psmd by thettrix December 6, 2011
Related Words
1. Please Suck My Dick

A variation of the classic SMD that turns it from an insult to a genuine request.

2. Physically sober, mentally drunk

Someone who’s sober but acts wasted all the fucking time. 50/50 chance they’re actually like that or fake it.
1.
“psmd”
2.
aisha ur so psmd!”
“lexi wants to be psmd so bad
PSMD by anonymous December 10, 2022
PSMD stands for Please send me diamonds
This is a term a lot of minecraft players use.
Hey kyle come send some PSMD my way player.
PSMD by nowggt45 March 2, 2023

PSMDUYCB 

(P)Please (S) Suck (M) My (D) Dick (U) Until (Y) You (C) Cant (B)
i would love if you would PSMDUYCB.
PSMDUYCB by Horizyn July 5, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026