prujo

A dirty little man who is shitting on Lyne

You dirty little freaking prujo

by Killmonget69 March 1, 2023

Pruno

A great science experiment for the kids... and yummy too!

To make it, alls you have to do is smush some oranges in a bag, add ketchup and sugar cubes, let sit for a week, and enjoy!

Prisoner: Boy, this delicious pruno makes me nostalgic for my childhood days when I used to drink cat urine.

by aspraglia December 4, 2010

Pruno

A homemade alcoholic beverage made in prison which consists of fruit, sugar and yeast. Left to ferment, usually in a garbage bag fir a week or longer. The term is used in prosons west of the Mississippi. East of the Mississippi it is known as hooch

My birthday is next week. Lets get some pruno mixed up

by ERICWRIGHT075 February 4, 2021

pruno

Wine brewed by prison inmates and chilled in a cell commode

I drank a gang of pruno, but I still couldn't get drunk enough to want to get sodomized by my cellmate.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

Pujols

The best player in all of baseball. He can hit for average, power, and can draw a ridiculous amount of walks. He is also a good fielder, and one of the few remaining good clean players left.

Pujols is also the homophone for the word "poo-holes"

Balls Deep: selects Alex Rodriguez with the 1st overall pick...
Pitchers and Catchers: Haha fucking idiot took A-Roid over "M V Pujols". What a shit tard!

Albert Pujols likes to stick his weiner in the ladies poo-holes.

by SKYYGUYY March 29, 2009

Pujolsesque

Verb: Doing so well that you stand out high above others. To be Pujolsesque you must be in the top 5% in of whatever you are doing.

Slumps are allowed but shall last for less than 1 week.

Johnny: "I'm have a great sales week. My numbers are great."
Jesse: "That's Pujolsesque!"

by an old lady September 4, 2009

pujols

Amazing first baseman for the St. Louis Cardinals. Only player in MLB history to start his career with three seasons of hitting .300 with 30 homers, 100 rbi, and 100 runs scored. Could end up as one of the best hitters ever.

Albert Pujols is sick.

by Dewey August 1, 2004