Protato 

Protato
/prəˈtādō/

1. One who potatoes often
2. One with a PHD in the potato field
3. One who is a professional in the art of potato

He potatoes every single game, he must be a protato.

Protato by fennlyn August 20, 2019

Protato 

Someone who is a pro at something. Mainly at Puyo Puyo.

From the Puyo Nexus IRC.

Masa is so protato.

Protato by CustardZegtGa January 5, 2010

protato 

protogen
but potato
it protato
proto potato
it protogen
it potato

a: did you know you can control your phone with a piece of protato? did they mean for my lcd screen to be responsive to a root vegetable?
b: jesse what the actual fuck are you talking about
a: oops uwu my brain has gotten into deeper thoughts than my shower thoughts

b: jesse what the fuck are you a protogen
a: y-yes >_<
b: jesse it's okay to be one :3
a: 🤯

protato by Matto58 September 29, 2023

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018

because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.

...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.

because potatoes by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020