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Prostatute 

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
Prostatute by Grillzy January 7, 2010
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Prostatute 

A “prostate specialist” that does sexual actions with their patient during an “exam
“The appointment was so long, I thought she was a prostatute.”
Prostatute by HTgqe June 13, 2021

Prostatute 

A specific type of prostitute that only allows him/herself to have sex in the anus. For various reasons such as pregnancy, period or preference. Very highly sought after as they charge the same as a regular prostitute.
"Hey Brandon, you done a prostatute yet?"
"No, what's a prostatute?"
"Those prostitutes that have standards and only have sex in ass. It's great, cheap anal sex and don't have to worry about a baby."

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Prostate Exam 

Prostate Exam is an exam where a doctor digitally examines your prostate.
Guy -Hey man, when I went to my Prostate Exam and you said it was a digital exam, you really should have specified that digital meant his fingers and not numbers.
Friend- You ok?
Guy- I don’t wanna talk about it
Prostate Exam by DD Alwhiney May 18, 2019

Prostate Fizz 

That feeling you get when you see or feel something that makes you horny. It often Pre-empts a Boner. It is felt in the perineum (gooch) for a brief split second. You can only experience this if you have a penis (to my knowledge) also known as penis base fizz.
I came across a pair of titties that I quite enjoyed and the result of this was prostate fizz.
Prostate Fizz by TheRobe February 12, 2013

unpaid prostitute

A more polite way of saying "slut"; remember that a whore gets paid while a slut does the same work for free.
From SNL parody of Girls:

Jessa: I had sex with a cab driver, alright? It's called being free.
Blerta: You are prostitute?
Jessa: No, it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Blerta: You are UNPAID prostitute?!? You are lower than dog!
unpaid prostitute by Lorelili December 18, 2013
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