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Proffitt 

someone who steals jokes from better comedians
Yo, Chris Rock was a Proffitt when he said that joke about whoreses last night!
Proffitt by Slappy McSchmucko January 15, 2008
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proffitt 

One who is jewish and unaturally short.
Toms little brother is such a proffitt.
proffitt by Parker Perry April 2, 2008

Emily Proffitt 

A hoe who flirts with everyone cause she tries hard to get with every guy there is but always ends up dating little kids. Also Occasionally kisses other people's boyfriends and ends relationships.
"Who is that girl that walks like she has a rat up her ass?"
"Oh that's Emily Proffitt."
Emily Proffitt by Hail2Her September 7, 2016

German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips
Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today
German Profitterol by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

Josiah D Proffit 

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.
John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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