Proffitt

someone who steals jokes from better comedians

Yo, Chris Rock was a Proffitt when he said that joke about whoreses last night!

by Slappy McSchmucko January 15, 2008

proffitt

One who is jewish and unaturally short.

Toms little brother is such a proffitt.

by Parker Perry April 2, 2008

Emily Proffitt

A hoe who flirts with everyone cause she tries hard to get with every guy there is but always ends up dating little kids. Also Occasionally kisses other people's boyfriends and ends relationships.

"Who is that girl that walks like she has a rat up her ass?"
"Oh that's Emily Proffitt."

by Hail2Her September 7, 2016

German Profitterol

The act of cumming in a girls mouth and then smearing shit from your asshole across her lips

Dude, she looks like she's enjoying her german profitterol today

by Ze Baker December 29, 2023

Josiah D Proffit

very charming guy. no one knows why, but he just has a way to win hearts. big ol forehead but still wins over moms across the globe. often seen with woman over the age of 40+.

John- “damn bro, i just saw Josiah D Proffit take your mom home last night from the bar”

Dave- “yeah bro, it’s just a regular thing now i just get used to it. don’t think your mom isn’t there too”

by mr.caseYHS May 18, 2021