procrastoductive 

procrastaductive

When you are being super productive in life because you are avoiding something else in your life

Today was so procrastoductive, I organised my junk draw, cleaned under all the couches, submitted a new word on urban dixtionary and meal prepped for the whole week, but I have a 2000 word assignment due in 4 hours

procrastoductive by Lukeandsal May 27, 2022

procrastoductive 

procrastaductive

When you are being super productive in life because you are avoiding something else in your life

Today was so procrastoductive, I organised my junk draw, cleaned under all the couches, submitted a new word on urban dictionary and meal prepped for the whole week, but I have a 2000 word assignment due in 4 hours

procrastoductive by Lukeandsal May 27, 2022

Procrastiductive 

To procrastinate by doing other productive things, just not the one thing you are supposed to be doing, e.g. doing laundry when you should be writing an essay.

A: Dude, I was so procrastiductive today. I've cleaned my entire room and organized my iTunes.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.

Procrastiductive by Alice O. March 7, 2010

procrastiductivity 

When you procrastinate on the work you're supposed to be doing by doing something else productive.

The act of doing another thing that is not as urgent, but still important.

"I don't want to do my homework. I'll clean my room instead."
"That's some real procrastiductivity right there."

procrastiductivity by disousa November 20, 2016

Procrastiductive 

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.

Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

...

"No. I'm being procrastiductive."

Procrastiductive by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020