When it's too fucking cold out to go for a run right away so you stretch for 45 minutes instead of running right away
Runner1: Let's go!
Runner2: Nah, it's cold out, my loins are right. Let's procrastistretch for an hour or two
Runner2: Nah, it's cold out, my loins are right. Let's procrastistretch for an hour or two
by 2basic December 29, 2016
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