2 definitions by 2basic
Motherfucking gentleman. Won't stare at your ass when he holds open the door but will take an obvious peek so you feel appreciated. Likes to cuddle. Has a freakishly average sized penis.
Girl: He politely checked out my ass to make me feel good.
Other girl: Such a Marccus, we should probably have a threesome with him and pretend it's great so he feels good.
Marccus: wait, what? Fuck it I'm in.
Other girl: Such a Marccus, we should probably have a threesome with him and pretend it's great so he feels good.
Marccus: wait, what? Fuck it I'm in.
by 2basic December 29, 2016
When it's too fucking cold out to go for a run right away so you stretch for 45 minutes instead of running right away
Runner1: Let's go!
Runner2: Nah, it's cold out, my loins are right. Let's procrastistretch for an hour or two
Runner2: Nah, it's cold out, my loins are right. Let's procrastistretch for an hour or two
by 2basic December 29, 2016