Procrasterbathing 

The act of taking a bath/shower rather than doing things you have to do

I was procrasterbathing last night instead of doing homework.

Procrasterbathing by Yelyah88 August 17, 2016

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procrasterbating 

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating.

1) Last night was awful; I had a sumative essay to finish, but I spent all my time procrasterbating!

2) 'Where's Ed?'
'I dunno, but he has a lab report to finish for tomorrow and you know what he's like... Probably procrasterbating again.'

procrasterbating by Danp February 1, 2007

Procrasterbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourselfwhile pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasterbating.

Procrasterbating by Greek anaconda February 4, 2010

poocrasterbating 

pooping, procrastinating, and masturbating all at the same time. basically a lonely man's blumpkin.

Tanya: What took you so long? We've been waiting here forever.

Tim: Sorry, I was poocrasterbating.

Tanya: What's that?

Tim: I don't know but my hand's pretty sore.

poocrasterbating by razzledazzle69 April 16, 2011

Procrabsterbating 

Avoiding one's responsibilities by masturbating in the crab core position.

Dude, I've been procrabsterbating instead of doing my paper

Procrabsterbating by JFresh1117 October 11, 2011