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prococute 

The police should prococute you.
prococute by Aristia October 3, 2021
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Provocateur in Chief 

Another increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.
Pouring gasoline on the flames of civil disobedience is the forte of the Provocateur in Chief.

social provocateur 

One who promote social events and fundraisers while also attending and donating their time to facilitate and raise community awareness.

Usually promotes free events that provide food and alcohol, what more do you want?
Strat sure is a social provocateur, he wont shut up about these free wine parties, what a douche.
social provocateur by Strat Parrott February 13, 2009

Agent Provocateur 

A London company selling sexy and sophisticated lingerie and accessories, owned by Joseph Corre, (a son of famous fashion designer Vivienne Westwood and Malcolm McLaren, who was very sucessful being Sex Pistol's manager) who is also its chief designer. AP promotes sexual explicity, presented by Kylie Minogue in the famous AP commercial where she had been riding an electric bull.
She looked tempting as hell dressed up in Agent Provocateur's lingerie.

Agent provocateur 

Milo Yiannopoulos is an Agent provocateur; he doesn't seem to really have an objective opinion, only says things to piss people off and thereby increase his notoriety. While some of the things he says do seem quite rational and logical, he merely repeats other people's controversial ideas.
Agent provocateur by JypsiPixie November 22, 2017

dickhead-provocateur

A person who acts as a provocateur for no reason other than to be a dickhead.
Bob: Did you hear Donald Trump Jr. tell the crowd that "This isn't their Republican Party any more; it is Donald Trump's Republican Party" ?

Amy: Just ignore that dickhead-provocateur. We'll be done with him soon enough.

Prosecuted 

They kick you in the crotch twelve times and if you grunt they start over.
The other day I was prosecuted.
Prosecuted by MiscGifted January 9, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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