prick flat

A condition that occurs when a yuppie or other arrogant
asshole crashes, ends up in a ditch, upside down, etc.
immediately after making a really stupid driving move.

SUV tries driving 65mph on icy highway, passes on two lane
with oncoming traffic, slides off road and into ditch,rolls
onto roof. Gee, now cell phone, on-star, etc. doesn't seem to work when upside down.

State Patrol / Wrecker driver: "Damn what happened here"?!!

Witness: "He had a "prick flat" !!!

prick flat by Alaska trucker March 23, 2008

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flat price

Flat price. Giving somebody something for a price that you payed for it yourself. So if you get some weed for $100, you'll give that same amount of weed to yo bud for $100. Flat price. You are not making any money off this.

"Yo nigga I'll give you a gram of that dank shit for flat price."

"Jeez, thanks man!"

flat price by Latvianblazer November 7, 2015

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prickolator

A female who has many sex partners, as in a collection of sex partners

Mary is a prickolator, likes to frequent places where there are lots of men ...

prickolator by Nanecaller September 21, 2023

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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