pretty mike

A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.

Look at how pretty Mike dances.

pretty mike by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020

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Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.

Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”

Mike Petty Ready by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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