Preshopping 

Accompanying a gift purchaser to a store prior to the actual purchase of gifts as a way to ensure desired gifts are purchased and avoid mishaps on the actual day of celebration. The "recipient" selects, tries on, and gives priority rating to a selection of merchandise. The "gift buyer" writes down all details of selected merchandise; size, color, priority, etc. and goes back unaccompanied at a later date to purchase gifts.

Susan's friends think her husband has esp, but the truth is she took him preshopping prior to Christmas. As a result, Christmas night was romantic and not a debacle.

Preshopping by Susan macaluso January 6, 2007

Petshopping 

When someone inserts a tube into their ass and lets hamsters or other small rodents crawl up inside to experience some kind of pleasure (?) in a small furry kind of way.

a: my ass is sore
b: why's that?
a: because i did a spot of petshopping last night

Petshopping by hmmmmmmmmmfjfddk September 27, 2009

Proshipping 

Commonly confused with Comshipping, proshipping is a moral/idea. A proshipper is someone who thinks it’s okay to ship any ship; A proshipper will not attack anyone for their ships. This does not mean they ship those ships. They just believe you can ship any ship, problematic or not.

Person A: I ship problematic ships.
Person B (Proshipping/Proshipper): That’s okay! I won’t attack you about that!

Proshipping by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 September 29, 2023