Definitions by Dawnie-SealSteakš„©
Chode
A penis that has more considerable girth than length, it can be any size, however, the only requirement is for it to be thicker than it is long.
You will not commonly see chodes in pornography, and for good reason, a penis with more girth than length is disgusting, and most people shun those men for such bodily offenses. A chode isnāt common, and if you have one, you should get it checked out, itās a sign of previous genital warts, the only thing that can make your penis extremely and grossly thick. Can you imagine trying to jerk off with a chode? Youāll have to make your hand go sideways to please yourself. Of course, no shade to chode havers out there, just go to a clinic, Iād watch that shit if I were you, if I had a chode Iād pierce the tip of my cock and put a weight on the end, just to try and lengthen it out a little, but what do I know? I donāt have a chode, or a dick for that matter. Iām sure it was confirmed Chris Chan has a chodeā¦ somewhere out there. I mean fuck those things anyway, right guys? This is serious, body positivity, fam! Letās push those chodes out into the media! Before you know it next to pride parades, thereāll be chode parades, holy hell! āChode time!ā Those rats will scream as they give out chode flags, who the fuck would openly fly a chode flag? I fucking wouldnāt. But god, fuck me, right? Chodes for life, right? Fuck it, chode pride.
Luckily, Iām a woman, so I donāt have to deal with having a chode.
You will not commonly see chodes in pornography, and for good reason, a penis with more girth than length is disgusting, and most people shun those men for such bodily offenses. A chode isnāt common, and if you have one, you should get it checked out, itās a sign of previous genital warts, the only thing that can make your penis extremely and grossly thick. Can you imagine trying to jerk off with a chode? Youāll have to make your hand go sideways to please yourself. Of course, no shade to chode havers out there, just go to a clinic, Iād watch that shit if I were you, if I had a chode Iād pierce the tip of my cock and put a weight on the end, just to try and lengthen it out a little, but what do I know? I donāt have a chode, or a dick for that matter. Iām sure it was confirmed Chris Chan has a chodeā¦ somewhere out there. I mean fuck those things anyway, right guys? This is serious, body positivity, fam! Letās push those chodes out into the media! Before you know it next to pride parades, thereāll be chode parades, holy hell! āChode time!ā Those rats will scream as they give out chode flags, who the fuck would openly fly a chode flag? I fucking wouldnāt. But god, fuck me, right? Chodes for life, right? Fuck it, chode pride.
Luckily, Iām a woman, so I donāt have to deal with having a chode.
Person A: My penis just got measured! Itās 3 inches in girth and 2 inches in length.
Person B: Dude, did you just share that you have a chode with us?
Person A: Not as bad as Mollyās Clitoromegaly.
Person B: Ew! Fucking gross!
Person B: Dude, did you just share that you have a chode with us?
Person A: Not as bad as Mollyās Clitoromegaly.
Person B: Ew! Fucking gross!
Chode by Dawnie-SealSteakš„© March 21, 2026
Proship
Proship is a term commonly confused with comship, to put a basis to it, proshipping is a moral, comshipping is an action, no problematic ship is a proship, under that label/context proship is invalid. *You cannot use proship to describe a ship, as proshipping is a moral that thinks that anyone can ship anything, it is NOT an action.*
Proship is a term that doesn't quite exist; as a Proshipper is someone who is for shipping any ship. However, proship could possibly be an action though I don't see it that way. You could say "I proship." in place of "I'm a Proshipper"... possibly. But keep in mind, if Proshipping is the moral that "Anyone can ship anything!" then proship cannot be used to describe what a actual COMSHIP is.
Proship is a term that doesn't quite exist; as a Proshipper is someone who is for shipping any ship. However, proship could possibly be an action though I don't see it that way. You could say "I proship." in place of "I'm a Proshipper"... possibly. But keep in mind, if Proshipping is the moral that "Anyone can ship anything!" then proship cannot be used to describe what a actual COMSHIP is.
Person A: So, you proship?
Person B: No, I'm a comshipper.
Person A: The fuck is a comshipper?
Person B: A comshipper is someone who ships complex ships.
Person A: I thought proshippers did that?
Person B: It's a little complex at first, but proshippers just believe that you CAN ship those ships, they don't have too.
Person A: So... It's a moral... and comshipping is an action of actually shipping those?
Person B: Yeah, pretty much.
Person A: Okay.. so can a comshipper be a proshipper?
Person B: Not all proshippers are comshippers, but all comshippers are proshippers, yes.
Person A: You're still gross.
Person B: Save it for another day, you're hate reading for fucks sake.
Person B: No, I'm a comshipper.
Person A: The fuck is a comshipper?
Person B: A comshipper is someone who ships complex ships.
Person A: I thought proshippers did that?
Person B: It's a little complex at first, but proshippers just believe that you CAN ship those ships, they don't have too.
Person A: So... It's a moral... and comshipping is an action of actually shipping those?
Person B: Yeah, pretty much.
Person A: Okay.. so can a comshipper be a proshipper?
Person B: Not all proshippers are comshippers, but all comshippers are proshippers, yes.
Person A: You're still gross.
Person B: Save it for another day, you're hate reading for fucks sake.
Proship by Dawnie-SealSteakš„© May 25, 2024
Comshipping
Commonly confused with Proshipping, Comshipping is the act of shipping problematic ships. Comshippers are under the Proship umbrella on communities like twitter. Comships commonly have grooming or pedophile over/undertones, including age gaps, rape, etc. Not all Comshippers are bad, not all Comshippers are good.
Comshipping by Dawnie-SealSteakš„© October 12, 2023
Proshipping
Commonly confused with Comshipping, proshipping is a moral/idea. A proshipper is someone who thinks itās okay to ship any ship; A proshipper will not attack anyone for their ships. This does not mean they ship those ships. They just believe you can ship any ship, problematic or not.
Person A: I ship problematic ships.
Person B (Proshipping/Proshipper): Thatās okay! I wonāt attack you about that!
Person B (Proshipping/Proshipper): Thatās okay! I wonāt attack you about that!
Proshipping by Dawnie-SealSteakš„© September 29, 2023